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  •  05-08-2008, 12:05 PM 691177
    GuitarHeroMatt GuitarHeroMatt is not online. Last active: 05-16-2008, 3:53 PM
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    Subject: Ironic Facts about AoE
    1. A villager can beat an explorer in melee.
    2. A Rodelero with one upgrade can micro a War Wagon and even a Cav Archer if it gets the first hit.
    3. Culverins, when upgraded with Grape Shot, dont fire grape shots.
    4. Ashigaurs, the conscripts of the Japanese army, are one of the most OP units there is.
    5. A Flying Crow cannot fly...

    Feel free to add others.

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  •  05-08-2008, 12:21 PM 691186 in reply to 691177
    Wilson_teh_Great Wilson_teh_Great is not online. Last active: 05-16-2008, 9:59 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE
    6.The Town Center supports as much population as a house a quarter the size of it.
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  •  05-08-2008, 12:31 PM 691190 in reply to 691186
    GuitarHeroMatt GuitarHeroMatt is not online. Last active: 05-16-2008, 3:53 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE
    7. Gendarmes actually go around stirring up trouble...
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  •  05-08-2008, 12:39 PM 691193 in reply to 691190
    Wojek_Siren Wojek_Siren is not online. Last active: 05-13-2008, 5:54 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE
    8. Comps don't build walls therefor easy to attack them.
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  •  05-08-2008, 12:44 PM 691194 in reply to 691193
    Derek_Zoolander Derek_Zoolander is not online. Last active: 05-16-2008, 6:31 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE

    Wojek_Siren:
    8. Comps don't build walls therefor easy to attack them.

     That's not ironic at all ..
  •  05-08-2008, 12:54 PM 691198 in reply to 691194
    RasRas RasRas is not online. Last active: 05-16-2008, 6:37 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE
    9.  musketeers and skirmishers are diffrent units, but in reality a skirmisher (who uses a rifle) is really the replacement for the conventional musketeer.
  •  05-08-2008, 1:07 PM 691204 in reply to 691198
    GuitarHeroMatt GuitarHeroMatt is not online. Last active: 05-16-2008, 3:53 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE

    RasRas:
    9.  musketeers and skirmishers are diffrent units, but in reality a skirmisher (who uses a rifle) is really the replacement for the conventional musketeer.

    That is pretty ironic actually...

    10. Uhlans dont wear visable helmets in game, despite the fact that Czapka comes from their helmetry...

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  •  05-08-2008, 1:08 PM 691205 in reply to 691198
    Omg_NL Omg_NL is not online. Last active: 16/05/2008, 3:13 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE
    11. A Sioux Dog Soldier has nothing to do with dogs, he doesn't even ride on one!
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  •  05-08-2008, 1:20 PM 691210 in reply to 691205
    s0me0ne-else s0me0ne-else is not online. Last active: 05-16-2008, 10:00 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE

    12. Cannons can shot through walls and hit only enemy units

    13. you can hide a whole army with stealth on the middle of great plains

     

    BTW, omg_NL, what happened on you sig any kind of photoshop or something? 
  •  05-08-2008, 1:28 PM 691213 in reply to 691210
    GuitarHeroMatt GuitarHeroMatt is not online. Last active: 05-16-2008, 3:53 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE
    14. Macehuiltins are described in the history file as villagers and peasants.
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  •  05-08-2008, 1:40 PM 691221 in reply to 691210
    Omg_NL Omg_NL is not online. Last active: 16/05/2008, 3:13 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE
    s0me0ne-else:

     

    BTW, omg_NL, what happened on you sig any kind of photoshop or something? 

     

    No, totally NOT. It's called putting a Warchief in a circle of 20 Teepee's, having 25 villagers dancing the Warchief Dance, have the 50%atk and hp card, and being in the Imperial age. =)

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  •  05-08-2008, 1:44 PM 691225 in reply to 691210
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