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Always wondered how the pros are so good with Spain? Ever wonder why their men seem invincible? How you can never get your attack up to their attack? Ever wondered why your men just crumble before them?

Well, In this strategy I will show you how to increase your soldiers attack up approximately 10%, that's right 10% increase!!!! and how to wipe the field clear of the bad guys with this OP little secret, that only lvl 35+ use. 

You may be wondering, "But how, Willie? How will my men be so OP? How will they destroy without a problem his whole army?"

Me "No I can't not tell you, sorry"

You: " Oh, Tell me Willie, please tell me!"

Me: "Oh alright I'll tell you why, this OP strategy is so OP"

You: *Quickly sits down and prepares to learn like a good eager student, anxious to learn!*

Me: *Starts explaining OP* 

My Dear Student,

I have written now to tell you how you too can be OP, like I am OP. In the following words I will explain in great depth the most OverPowered way to use Spain to its fullest ability. 

Yours Truely,

Master Willie.  

By the end of the treaty, you should have the normal score of around 2500 with Spain. You should also have your army made with the Unction card sent, and the 10 missionaries made. 

Next have your ally send the TEAM Missionaries, you may be wondering TEAM missionaries? Yes that's right TWO team missionaries! From your Japanese ally. 

Next move your army out from your camp and set it right in front of your enemies army, he will of course have his normal army of Culverins, Muskets, Skirmishers.

Next wipe the sweat from your forehead, you've worked for 40 minutes of your life for this very moment, you want to savor every second of it! 

The timer clicks down, you calmly watch, taking your hands off the mouse you don't need to micro anymore just let your army rule on.

At the end of the treaty, your men explode into action! Blasting straight through the enemies army and barely taking any loses!

Now, for the reason, with them them 2 missionaries bonus, here is the stats that make this strategy the premier strategy.

                 10 Missionaries              12 Missionaries

Rods            36 attack                        40 attack

Muskets       80 range attack               88 range attack

Lancer         71 attack                         79 attack

Skirmisher    52 range attack               57 range attack

Culverin        114 range attack             125 range attack

Falconet       285 range attack             314 range attack

Horse Can.   356 range attack             392 range attack

Howitzer       1425 range attack           1571 range attack

Petard          3257 attack                    3591 attack 

TacticalWillie:

By the end of the treaty, you should have the normal score of around 2500 with Spain.

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Aaah, 2500 Score! I played on Andes and I had only 2050... Please, Master Willie show me how you can get this score ONLINE on NON Water map!!!

And of course, only lvl 35+ on TAD (NOT on TWC Noob shi*!)  know this (idi**)-tactic skirm-musk-culv!

Show me both: Your boom with your "normal" 2500 score and your op fight.. Let's make a 1v1! i will take an other civ like ports or brits... so you can bash me, master willie!....

IF YOU LIE WITH YOUR NORMAL SCORE OR YOU LOSE THE FIGHT HIGHLY, I WILL FLAME AFTER ALL YOUR POSTS AND IF YOU HACK, I WILL TELL RYZON!

Show me, master! I'm only captain (rank 28) on TAD and not like you rank 35+!!! 

My dear, WTF_FTW 

Somethings cannot be taught only learned. I would enjoy a 1v1, but I perfer playing a game that challenges me.

Yours truely,

Master Willie.

TacticalWillie:

My dear, WTF_FTW 

Somethings cannot be taught only learned. I would enjoy a 1v1, but I perfer playing a game that challenges me.

Yours truely,

Master Willie.

Okok, never seen a 2500 score with spain, not from Milky__, not from StormSong, not from... anybody! Nobody (but you) can have a >>>normal<<< score with 2500 points. But you are the master.

We will see us online, you must show me how you can get these score... on andes and without haxx of course! And then your rank 35+ fight with skirm-musk-culv -- hopefully you have a great culv-micro.

WTF_FTW:

TacticalWillie:

My dear, WTF_FTW 

Somethings cannot be taught only learned. I would enjoy a 1v1, but I perfer playing a game that challenges me.

Yours truely,

Master Willie.

Okok, never seen a 2500 score with spain, not from Milky__, not from StormSong, not from... anybody! Nobody (but you) can have a >>>normal<<< score with 2500 points. But you are the master.

We will see us online, you must show me how you can get these score... on andes and without haxx of course! And then your rank 35+ fight with skirm-musk-culv -- hopefully you have a great culv-micro.

Have you ever played a game against Milky__  or  Soulsong with Spain?

TacticalWillie:

WTF_FTW:

TacticalWillie:

My dear, WTF_FTW 

Somethings cannot be taught only learned. I would enjoy a 1v1, but I perfer playing a game that challenges me.

Yours truely,

Master Willie.

Okok, never seen a 2500 score with spain, not from Milky__, not from StormSong, not from... anybody! Nobody (but you) can have a >>>normal<<< score with 2500 points. But you are the master.

We will see us online, you must show me how you can get these score... on andes and without haxx of course! And then your rank 35+ fight with skirm-musk-culv -- hopefully you have a great culv-micro.

Have you ever played a game against Milky__  or  Soulsong with Spain?

lol, YES and I saw so many records! You know record games.. or not??? Never saw there a game with 2500 spain score @ 40 mins from the pr30+ players! Or show me a record game file!  And you know, that StormComing = Soulsong... that's why StormSong (for me)...... let me guess: NO, you doesn't know that!

Now i stop flaming: I'm online now, show me your 2500 spain score and your op fight!

You must have a bad boom if you can't hit minimum 2500 on Orinoco map. Let me give you some advice, make sure you build 99 villagers, and before you get 99 villagers be constantly building them. Also build three towncenters not one that may help.  

TacticalWillie:

You must have a bad boom if you can't hit minimum 2500 on Orinoco map. Let me give you some advice, make sure you build 99 villagers, and before you get 99 villagers be constantly building them. Also build three towncenters not one that may help.  

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Orinoco?

You mean NR55?? loool... I can't hit 2500 on Orinoco?... you kidding me, where you wrote Orinoco???

It seems, you don't read my postings! I said NR40 on ANDES!...

TacticalWillie:

By the end of the treaty, you should have the normal score of around 2500 with Spain.

Okok, then your "normal" spain score around 2500 is really bad, I thought you are a high player. Ok, I don't play against you... I am not a noob basher!

Now Tactical-8yo-child will write: "I mean NR45 ... blah blah blah... you can't hit 2500 score on it... blah blah blah.... you are noob.... blah... I will teach you....."

Waste of time! Agecommunity full of super noobs!! Ok Milky__ I coming with you and play LoL!

@WTF_FTW

You get trolled! :)

WTF_FTW:

Waste of time! Agecommunity full of super noobs!! Ok Milky__ I coming with you and play LoL!

My fav part <3

OK FOR ONE GUYS. IT'S MILKYSONG__. GET IT RIGHT OMG

Secondly! Just because myself or stormnub haven't done it, doesn't mean wille hasn't done it. maybe we're missing something big.

Also, I've alwayd wondered about the 12 missionary thing with jap team mate, so I actually learned something from this thread (yes, I'm saying Wille DID just teach me something)

Milky__:

Also, I've alwayd wondered about the 12 missionary thing with jap team mate, so I actually learned something from this thread (yes, I'm saying Wille DID just teach me something)

.....

Very OP start army with  2 extra missionaries, that you can't train again, with an OP japan team mate ....

Never mind...

You still interested in aoe? I'm not child enough (<<<7 yo) to play aoe .....and I'm not the childcare service to watch out the little willie here....

WTF_FTW:

Milky__:

Also, I've alwayd wondered about the 12 missionary thing with jap team mate, so I actually learned something from this thread (yes, I'm saying Wille DID just teach me something)

.....

Very OP start army with  2 extra missionaries, that you can't train again, with an OP japan team mate ....

Never mind...

You still interested in aoe? I'm not child enough (<<<7 yo) to play aoe .....and I'm not the childcare service to watch out the little willie here....

You just don't lose the missionaries I have had many games were I didn't lost a single missionar.

This trick is Willies first and last  usefull one imo :D