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computerwiz3:

I destroy your ultra suit with Jamual's urine (it had a pH of .00000009 meaning it is very acidic) and build a server. The server hosts a fourm known as Age comm. In "Age Comm" I make a thread "King of the Hill".

Jamual urinates on the sever, frying its circuits and turning it against humanity. A nuclear holocaust proceeds to kill every thing, except..............

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This fish, which is immune to radiation. He lives in a giant acquarium that also survived.

Jamual and I surrvived as well. If you know the Atomic Lemons log (top secret) then you would have known I have a SURRVIVE ALL TYPES OF NUKES< WAR AND INSINERATION bunker. IT can surrvive anything , even a super nova. Well unless God penetrates it... Anywho, I destroy the tank and have jamual pee on the fish. I build a lab with hopes of repepulating the earth.. I have the genes of every human in existance in the bunker as well, as well as evey seed and animal gene.

 1 year later

The world is populated again! HA HA HA

I  started a rebellion blowing up your bunker, i build a jungle

I use my ninja skills to skulk around the jungle, and kill all life forms in the area (including every last single celled organism), and use my mad ninja skills like batman and kill anyone who enters, including all the nukes that try to sneak up on me

I then form an alliance with NATO, convince them this hill is a threat and recieve support from every government in NATO. We launch an offensive. Isralii Air Force, Seals, Marines, SAS, Spetznaz, and Swiss Guard. We demolish the jungle and your ninga. We build a UN building guarded by those men. They build a bar off to the left for fun. Jamual is the bar tender. (Jamual is a duck.,..)

Somebody starts laughing at a Canadian who came along with the SAS, so he gets mad and a fight breaks out, utterly destroying the HQ. I imprison Jamual and proceed to build a chicken farm on the hill, tended by himmler. (You see... he was a chicken farmer before becoming a nazi.......)

hilter thinks his chickens are rebelling against him so he fakes sucide and flees to south america....

i put a magic mountian (all rollercoasters!!!!!) on the hill....

everyone enjoys

KingErick:

hilter thinks his chickens are rebelling against him so he fakes sucide and flees to south america....

i put a magic mountian (all rollercoasters!!!!!) on the hill....

everyone enjoys

It was himmler. And he commited suicide. Fair enough though :P

To next poster: The thing to beat is the poster above me.

I kill the safety inspector, steal his uniform, and pretend the be the safety inspector, fail your inspection, shut you down, and put the department of motor vehicles on the hill

angrym mexicans who want drivers licenses burn down the building and have a seista on the hill.

KingErick:

angrym mexicans who want drivers licenses burn down the building and have a seista on the hill.

i kill yuh for such a comment

i take over the hill

i give all the mexicans green cards and cizizership and make them build a brick wall around the hill