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YOU ALL FORGOT I am the ruler of the undead. I take control over Zombie Darth Vader and choke you out. Then I hide the hill to a secret location only I know about. Theirfor my hill. And always will be my hill.

MY HILL 

Your eyes decompose and fall out and you forget where the hill is. You go and live in a retirement home with a young male nurse by the name of Bernie. I snap the vader with a rubber band and he runs away.

My hill. 

I secretly replace the rubber band with a snake.

When I approach the hill in the morning you try to snap me and get snapped yourself.

My Hill 

But sir, Gandalf is riding an alligator in the arctic. Your logic is therefore invalid.

My hill.

i use the power of the and u r immediatly hyptonized and stabs urself

My hill

I walk up to the hill next to you without attacking

My hill

I then construct a house on the hill. The house is built immediately after my taking of the hill and there is no way to interrupt its construction. Destruction of the house is impossible, as the house is impervious to any and every attack performed in any way. I am always inside the house and will never leave. The house contains unlimited supplies of food, air, water, and weaponry as well as unlimited supplies of extremely advanced medical technology that allow me to be immune to disease, injury,  and old age. If anyone except for me attempts to enter the house, they are instantly vaporized. If anyone attempts to fire into the house, their projectiles, which may be bullets, fire, nukes, poison gas, or anything else, will instantly be vaporized into oxygen. The house has a built-in multiuniversal time machine disruptor that instantly destroys any time machine built anywhere in any universe, preventing anyone from going back in time to stop me. The house is permanently built into to the hill and cannot be removed. The house also has a multiuniversal hill remover that can destroy any hill anywhere else in any universe, excluding the one the house rests on. Me, the hill, the house, and everything stored in it exist regardless of anyone's opinions or beliefs whatsoever.  

Tycho.Psycho's hill.

I eat your hill.

MY HILL 

I eat you

My hill 

Tychos Time Machine destroys itself inside your belly, the explosion scares time, it gets a hickup and goes back to the time where I had the hill. I convert to Buddhism and start to meditate until I become the hill.

Iam Hill. 

I siege the hill until ur dead. 

No hill 

Don't worry, I found another hill.

My hill. 

The hill turned out to be a fort and wile u r loosing ur men sieging the 'hill', I find the real hill and wall it in with 20 layers of walls and protect it with dozens of heavy cannons.

My hill 

air raid carpet bombs

my hill

tacticalwillie takes over this thread

His hill.