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  •  06-25-2012, 2:16 PM 960071 in reply to 960070
    Fizle123 Fizle123 is not online. Last active: 07-20-2012, 11:38 AM
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    Subject: Re: King of the hill thread

    YOU ALL FORGOT I am the ruler of the undead. I take control over Zombie Darth Vader and choke you out. Then I hide the hill to a secret location only I know about. Theirfor my hill. And always will be my hill.

    MY HILL 

  •  06-25-2012, 4:05 PM 960081 in reply to 960071
    TychoPsycho TychoPsycho is not online. Last active: 05-03-2014, 1:37 PM
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    Subject: Re: King of the hill thread

    Your eyes decompose and fall out and you forget where the hill is. You go and live in a retirement home with a young male nurse by the name of Bernie. I snap the vader with a rubber band and he runs away.

     

     

    My hill. 


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  •  06-25-2012, 10:25 PM 960104 in reply to 960081
    Askari Askari is not online. Last active: 04/06/2013, 2:35 AM
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    Subject: Re: King of the hill thread

    I secretly replace the rubber band with a snake.

    When I approach the hill in the morning you try to snap me and get snapped yourself.

    My Hill 

  •  06-26-2012, 2:28 AM 960117 in reply to 960104
    HunterCallahan HunterCallahan is not online. Last active: 09-13-2013, 10:24 AM
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    Subject: Re: King of the hill thread

    But sir, Gandalf is riding an alligator in the arctic. Your logic is therefore invalid.

     

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  •  06-26-2012, 5:24 AM 960122 in reply to 960117
    Grandevous Grandevous is not online. Last active: 08-31-2013, 7:56 AM
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    Subject: Re: King of the hill thread

    i use the power of the Big Smile and u r immediatly hyptonized and stabs urself

    My hill


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  •  06-26-2012, 11:04 AM 960133 in reply to 960122
    Marpolo Marpolo is not online. Last active: 07-14-2013, 6:10 AM
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    Subject: Re: King of the hill thread

    I walk up to the hill next to you without attacking

    My hill

  •  06-26-2012, 12:10 PM 960138 in reply to 960133
    TychoPsycho TychoPsycho is not online. Last active: 05-03-2014, 1:37 PM
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    Subject: Re: King of the hill thread

    I then construct a house on the hill. The house is built immediately after my taking of the hill and there is no way to interrupt its construction. Destruction of the house is impossible, as the house is impervious to any and every attack performed in any way. I am always inside the house and will never leave. The house contains unlimited supplies of food, air, water, and weaponry as well as unlimited supplies of extremely advanced medical technology that allow me to be immune to disease, injury,  and old age. If anyone except for me attempts to enter the house, they are instantly vaporized. If anyone attempts to fire into the house, their projectiles, which may be bullets, fire, nukes, poison gas, or anything else, will instantly be vaporized into oxygen. The house has a built-in multiuniversal time machine disruptor that instantly destroys any time machine built anywhere in any universe, preventing anyone from going back in time to stop me. The house is permanently built into to the hill and cannot be removed. The house also has a multiuniversal hill remover that can destroy any hill anywhere else in any universe, excluding the one the house rests on. Me, the hill, the house, and everything stored in it exist regardless of anyone's opinions or beliefs whatsoever.  

    Tycho.Psycho's hill.


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  •  06-26-2012, 12:22 PM 960139 in reply to 960138
    Fizle123 Fizle123 is not online. Last active: 07-20-2012, 11:38 AM
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    Subject: Re: King of the hill thread

    I eat your hill.

    MY HILL 

  •  06-26-2012, 12:33 PM 960141 in reply to 960139
    Jerom Jerom is not online. Last active: 28 Dec 2013, 7:18 PM
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    Subject: Re: King of the hill thread

    I eat you

    My hill 


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  •  06-26-2012, 1:20 PM 960143 in reply to 960141
    Askari Askari is not online. Last active: 04/06/2013, 2:35 AM
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    Subject: Re: King of the hill thread

    Tychos Time Machine destroys itself inside your belly, the explosion scares time, it gets a hickup and goes back to the time where I had the hill. I convert to Buddhism and start to meditate until I become the hill.

    Iam Hill. 

  •  06-28-2012, 1:30 AM 960235 in reply to 960143
    Grandevous Grandevous is not online. Last active: 08-31-2013, 7:56 AM
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    Subject: Re: King of the hill thread

    I siege the hill until ur dead. 

    No hill 


    Death will take you without a care for circumstance or timing; live life to the fullest without fear of death, or need to know why it chooses who it does - otherwise you are already dead.
  •  06-28-2012, 7:54 AM 960250 in reply to 960235
    TychoPsycho TychoPsycho is not online. Last active: 05-03-2014, 1:37 PM
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    Subject: Re: King of the hill thread

    Don't worry, I found another hill.

    My hill. 


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    wat up niggas
  •  06-28-2012, 8:29 AM 960255 in reply to 960250
    Grandevous Grandevous is not online. Last active: 08-31-2013, 7:56 AM
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    Subject: Re: King of the hill thread

    The hill turned out to be a fort and wile u r loosing ur men sieging the 'hill', I find the real hill and wall it in with 20 layers of walls and protect it with dozens of heavy cannons.

    My hill 


    Death will take you without a care for circumstance or timing; live life to the fullest without fear of death, or need to know why it chooses who it does - otherwise you are already dead.
  •  06-28-2012, 2:47 PM 960275 in reply to 960255
    sonofagun97 sonofagun97 is not online. Last active: 09-19-2012, 3:21 PM
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    Subject: Re: King of the hill thread

    air raid carpet bombs

    my hill

  •  06-28-2012, 6:03 PM 960288 in reply to 911475
    0xyM0r0n 0xyM0r0n is not online. Last active: 09-25-2013, 10:39 PM
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    Subject: Re: King of the hill thread

    tacticalwillie takes over this thread

    His hill.


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