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Supa Crunk built me. I build a giant fling finger (it flings stuff off the hill). I flick Crunk off the hill, it the flicks me off...

I get a giant guinea pig and it bites your finger off, thinking it's a giant carrot.=S

I replace it with a magical box that repels Commie-Red from getting anywhere near the hill.

I blow up your box! I build a house, which commie-red is allowed to enter, just for the purpose of saying the opposite of your last post... Anyone on age comm can eneter.

IMANGINARY HOUSE PARTY TIME!!!!! Enjoy the party, then blow up the house .

I pick up the house and move it by trailer to a safer place.

Then I build the capital of New Britain on the hill, guarded by 5 fixed guns, 100 redcoats, 50 Imperial Life Guards, 25 Pikemen, 25 Rockets, Morgan Black, Lizzie the pirate, Kanyenke, Nathaniel Black, Chayton Black, and any other campaign heroes I forgot to mention! 

You mean Beaumont and Alain?

I relocate the orphanage, piece by piece, rebuilding it on some other hill, fully intact.  Also, I give the 100 orphans a new home while they wait for the orphanage to be rebuilt perfectly on the other hill.

I build a colossal fortress, named Fort Saxon, and guard it with 25 fixed guns, a fleet of ships guarding the harbor I built next to the hill, 2000 redcoats, 1000 Imperial Life Guards, 150 of every native unit in the game, and 500 Rockets.  Also, I capture a massive Chinese army, made up of 100 Quiang Pikemen, 500 Chu Ko Nus, 50 Flamethrowers, and 50 Hand Mortars.  (Yes, the fortress is big enough to hold them all comfortably.) Also, I discover, while digging a well, that buried beneath the hill is........Another Fountain of Youth, just like the one Morgan blew up!

i stop this odd convo.

i build a hill ontop of the hill