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96. You think that Brittny Spears is an English pikeman.

97. When you drive past a farm, you tryo to click on the sheep.

98. You wander into a saloon in an attempt to buy Pistoleros.

99. In church, you suspect there's something wrong with your Priest when he fails to produce concentric circles of green mist.

100. At a family picnic, you command people to cut trees, mine for gold and collect food. You capture as many picnic tables as possible and discourage outsiders from entering the park.

111.You try to build a barracks.

112.You are actually expecting homecity shipments in your house.

113.You are seeking a new world you can call America.

114.You dress yourself like a spahi and cut your arm off to see if it grows back.

Keep em coming.

Posted by: Kevin_the_Bold 96. You think that Brittny Spears is an English pikeman.

What?

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Indeed.

Come on can't you guys come up with more ways to know?

Im curious lol.

Great thread! I love it! I can especially relate to #1, I do it all the time!

115) You really want to get your case for the disc signed by the Ensemble Studios team.
116) When you ride your horse, you practice battle tactics for AoE3.
117) You are disappointed when you realize your horse cannot turn on a dime like the ones in AoE3.
118) You wonder if there is a career in tutoring noobs.
119) You bought the $60 Z-board just so you could get the special AoE3 keyset, which only cost $15.
120) At dinner when your parents ask how your day was, you elaborate on AoE3 and how awesome you are.
121) You wish all of your friends from school played on AoE3.
122) One of your friends from school just told you that they got AoE3 for Christmas, and you jump for joy, even though it attracts attention from everybody else.
123) You syncronize all your passwords with your password for ESO so you don't forget it.
124) You really want to move to the country so you can build your replica of the perfect town without any distractions.
125) You daydream about going on ESO while you are supposed to be taking your test.
126) You doodle something from AoE3 on the said test.

half of this is me! XD

lol

-Teutonic

ive actually had dreams where i was playing aoe in them and was a strelet.lol u should put that on there.

127: you think of mamalukes when you hear "harder" in bed
128: You visit a dutch bank only to discover that theres only 2.5 people working there [Edited on 1/8/2007]

ugh... stupid error turned this into a double post [Edited on 1/8/2007]

129) In the bathroom you dress like a spy and try to sneak out of your school.

130)Your looking for natives to ally wiht in your backyard.

131)When you see something you say "it is in my LOS".

132)You try to shoot people with a musket (lol kids dont let videogame violence make you shoot people it is a real problem in the US ........*whispering* u crazy kids.

133)Your reading this thread,lol YOURE OBSESED
WITH AGE OF EMPIRES NANANANANANAH.

KEEP EM COMING I LOVE TO SEE THESE FUNNY POSTS!

sad but true edit numbers plz i got mixed up lol. [Edited on 1/8/2007]

132:you take spanish lessons from listening to ur spanish explorer [Edited on 1/8/2007]