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I send a tactical nuke ur way... lol

Meanwhile, I build 10 Fire Pits, and they each have 20 Dancers (Techno Music this time)

I clean the zone with a pair of "tsar bombas" (special russian hydrogen bomb)

I build a mountain with a star fort and lots of fixed guns.

I come in there with chuck norris and dan gable and beat the *** out of all the people manning  those things.

i build a mat room full of wrestlers.
 

I put a box of steroids in the midst of the wrestlers, they all see it and use them up, then when they find their family jewels shrinking they all suffer from depression and kill themselves.

 I build a rickety shack on the hill.

i pour some duff on it an get homer simpson to come up the hill. no more hedge.

i build  a house inhabited by ghosts that everyone on this forum is too afraid to go near. if the house is destroyed, the ghosts will remain

i build a bigger abandoned mansion, the ghosts got there, and them i explode that house with some bombs.

i build a bunker 

At the garage, a mechanic falls asleep with a cigarette in his mouth. When he is snoring, it falls out, into a pool of oil. An explosion and massive fire occur, gutting the garage and killing all the mechanics. I then return and build a zoo on the ruins.

Little kids come and they make the animals angry so the animals start attacking everyone and everything in there cage, the zoo keepers need to get new animals and umm... cell decorations but they dnt have enuf mone (Btw, I hired ''The Ghostbusters'').

I build a skyscraper.