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Hey sorry, but I've finally returned to my post, surprised to see a lot more reasons. Sorry if I repeat some, but my memory is getting worse. I'll probably contribute some boring ones to, but oh well. I must say some are starting to get unoriginal though. lol like the 1 about yes... Also the tell a story I had one like that earlier as well if I'm not mistaken, only with you being a grandfather. Maybe that was on TWC forum though, but oh well it doesn't hurt anyone...
217 Someone from outside your room (where you are currently playing AoE 3 of course) asks you the time. You shout that it's 11:36 and you are already age 3. 11:36 is of course, the game timer.
218 In a game of dodgeball in PE you can't believe your teammates stay in standard volley formation.
219 You always have a calculator with you when playing AoE 3 to add up your odds.
220 You no longer need a calculator, for your mind has all possible odds memorized.
221 You never question why people in action movies never run out of ammunition. After all, no one ever did in real life (also known as AoE 3 to you)
222 You don't have a lucky number. You have a lucky number sequence. Hint: It's your CD key.
223 When being attacked by multiple people at once, you pretend to be a doppelsoldner. After all, doppelsoldners have an area attack.
224 You come downstairs, and grow angry when you realized breakfast has not been prepared for you. After all even your lousiest home cities provide you with starting food, wood, and coin.
225 You consistently do things to stop games you're losing from ending such as pausing, lagging, and hiding settlers hoping your enemies will have to go and resign.
226 You don't want an AoE 4 to come out (or Halo Wars for that matter...), instead you want an Age of Empires 3 2 to come out.
227 You have learned the languages of all your favorite civs to see if the units are actually speaking or just talking jibberish.
228 You have attempted to start a clan where your opponents must beat you to join. Unsurprisingly, no one ever joined your clan.
229 You stand up when you play, because you feel like you get a better experience.
230 You realize you are supposed to be getting home, but haven't left for your house yet. So you quickly tap your heels together and say Control + E. This is of course, the default hotkey for house.
231 You never left your home in the first place, for you play AoE 3 non-stop.
232 You think binoculars copied AoE 3's easy zoom feature.
234 When your dog runs away you post a "100 Coin Ransom" sign and expect him/her immediately to appear alive and well at his/her cage.
235 You put steal traps in your yard hoping to increase your food income.
236 You watch the History Channel often, just to laugh at the stupidity of generals and imagine how you would easily have won the battle for either side.
237 Someone tells you they like your winter coat. They ask you what brand it is, and you respond with "It is Great Coat, and it greatly increases my HP".
238 In your opinion the Patriot is the best movie made based on AoE 3.
239 You write a full novel on the life of an explorer (your best home city's explorer name) and claim him to be factual.
240 You constantly think of other things AoE could possibly stand for, in hopes of stumbling upon a conspiracy theory or some secret credo.
241 Your wife asks you if you want to have any more kids, but you say that your house is at the pop limit.
242 You often hit the windows key instead of control while playing. This of course minimizes the screen, and you become furious and raging with anger because there is no chance you actually hit the wrong key.
[Edited on 1/13/2007]
/sarcasm
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