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Иван Грозный:

Some guy that I met like 2 years ago...

It was a 2vs2 no rush 30 mins in nilla...

This guy didnt aged up to colonial untill 20th minute...

And was insuting me all the *** game, telling me that I was a *** noob that does all wrong, he mostly said this: "You are a *** noob, you need to get 99 vills before you age up to colonial, IDIOT!!!" Then, when I aged up to fortress, he got even more mad, and told me that he was reporting me to ES for being a total noob since I didnt get 99 vills before I aged up..

But when I aged to industrial in like 20th minute (I know its a bit late, but It was 2 years ago, I was still a noob that played no rush games). He told me "FUK OFF NOOB, NOW WE WILL LOSE JUST BECAUSE OF YOU, *** YOU NOOB, I RESIGN NOW" and told everyone else "I am resigning because my partner its obviously an IDIOT that doesnt knows anything about this game". He did this like at 21th minute, ironically, he did aged up to colonial in like the 20th minute even though he havent got 99 villagers...

 

Can you believe how noob this guy was?

It's...not...me...?

:'(

People who comment on religious/political youtube videos.

My list is too long for mention all names here.

Plus I have forgotten some.

Well maybe:

I joined a game called "2vs2 RUSH" (vanilla), I asked the host "what happens if I don't rush and I turtle-boom?" then he didn't reply [....] he kicked me then. I asked him why, "because you are annoying". I rofled then.

crazybeard:

People who comment on religious/political youtube videos.

So true it makes me cry.

About a month ago, I was playing a 2v2 game, and about 2  minutes into the game, my teammate sent his villagers to hunt the huntables near my town center. I said, "would you please go back to your town center?". He replied with "We should build a fort here!" (next to my town center" I said "please, there are plenty of huntables next to your town center". Reply: "No, we must come togather as one!" That's when I resigned, simultaneously laughing and crying.

Sporkupine:

About a month ago, I was playing a 2v2 game, and about 2  minutes into the game, my teammate sent his villagers to hunt the huntables near my town center. I said, "would you please go back to your town center?". He replied with "We should build a fort here!" (next to my town center" I said "please, there are plenty of huntables next to your town center". Reply: "No, we must come togather as one!" That's when I resigned, simultaneously laughing and crying.

lol! What an idiot, you shure had some teammate 

Wilson_teh_Great:

Sporkupine:

About a month ago, I was playing a 2v2 game, and about 2  minutes into the game, my teammate sent his villagers to hunt the huntables near my town center. I said, "would you please go back to your town center?". He replied with "We should build a fort here!" (next to my town center" I said "please, there are plenty of huntables next to your town center". Reply: "No, we must come togather as one!" That's when I resigned, simultaneously laughing and crying.

lol! What an idiot, you shure had some teammate 

+1

Clingy foreign noob.

i once played against a person called guitarheromatt or some stupid name like that.  he was really a noob and i killed him, we were both noobs at the time lol and he was asking teammate for resources and stuff, me and my other 2 teammate pwnt them and they complained it was his fault they lost lol.

IKillNoobs:

i once played against a person called guitarheromatt or some stupid name like that.  he was really a noob and i killed him, we were both noobs at the time lol and he was asking teammate for resources and stuff, me and my other 2 teammate pwnt them and they complained it was his fault they lost lol.

I seriously doubt it was the GuirtarHeroMatt, and if it was it must have been a long time ago because I remember a 2vs2 I did with him he was a very competent player

IKillNoobs:

i once played against a person called guitarheromatt or some stupid name like that.  he was really a noob and i killed him, we were both noobs at the time lol and he was asking teammate for resources and stuff, me and my other 2 teammate pwnt them and they complained it was his fault they lost lol.

Prove it.

Then masturbate yourself.

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IKillNoobs:

i once played against a person called guitarheromatt or some stupid name like that.  he was really a noob and i killed him, we were both noobs at the time lol and he was asking teammate for resources and stuff, me and my other 2 teammate pwnt them and they complained it was his fault they lost lol.

Prove it.

Then masturbate yourself.

 

i remember he was really bad lol