All cannon aim perfectly at all nonmoving targets.
Sioux horses are faster than spanish horses, yet spanish gave sioux the horses...
British Life Guard Hussars are parade units used in celebration, wear the same armour as a gendarme, but are faster, look less retarded and weaker.
The retardedness of cards.
"Oi, the Cavalry Damage shipment is here"
"Ok, unload it here"
"Now all the cavalry get +15% damage! OMG"
"Oi, where do you want the exotic hardwood shipment?"
"Down here please,"
"Now all your settlers, even those on the other side of the map, get +20% woodcutting! yay"'
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