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There's a hill and a building on it. Your supposed to conquer it by destroying the building and building your own building.

For example (There's a hospital on the hill): I change all the medicine with cola, the patients die and the hospital's broke I build a theater on the hill.

I build a theater on the hill. 

I tell the cops that the owner is a criminal and you go to jail and the ... is out of busyness.

I build a Beachhouse (on a hill?...)

the builders will stop making it and heroine addicts will invade it making it their new hangout.

i build an outhouse. 

I clog it up and no one uses it

then I build a fort 

I send an assassin to the fort to sabotage the cannons, the fort explodes while fireing the cannons.

I build a school. 

i made sure that a table leg was wonky, and the school got shut down by the health and safety regulations authority.

i dig a trench.

I fill the trench with dirt while you sleep in it.

I make a graveyard. 

Vandals knock down the gravestones and eat the bodies.

I build a space station on the hill. 

i get a huge cannon and shoots the space station(when i say HUGE, i mean HUGE )

i build farm with that cannon on the middle

Rabid master chief clones eat the farm and steal the cannon.

I build an airport on the hill.