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Someone built again. Oh well.

 I come and launch viruses on all computers and the cafe shuts down.

I build a...Nuclear Missles Silo!!

I cause a nuclear reactor meltdown and all your employees die of radiation  poisoning.

I build a city that contains every single thing in this thread and the only way to destroy it is to go through every post on this thread and name how you would destroy it. Ha ha ha!! 

I pray to God to switch back your hill to earth.Then I take the hill in the name of Harper .

I build a nice church and a chinesse restaurant beside.I got a lot of client!

A bomb falls on the church and your building is destroyed.

I build a massive trench filled with soldiers. They are entrenched deep underground, ready to kill anything that comes near.

I place rat poison in the Chinese’s food and kill off all you cliental.

I build a Mac on the hill

P.S. I put a Mac on the hill because I want it to suffer when it dies so please make it suffer.

Because the temperature on the hill is 40 degrees celcius (very very hot - for all those Americans who still use the pointless Imperial system) the Mac suffers The Blue Screen of Death!!! (Macs, especially Mac Airs prefer the temperature to be 1 degrees celcius (33 degrees pharinheit, excuse my spelling). It then gets a inpenitrable virus because it wasn't connected to the Internet, therefore unable to update it anti-virus software. By chance a grand piano lands on it.

I build a building around the grand piano and build a concert theatre.

P.S. I hope this Mac will never return to my new hill because it suffered too much.

i kill your pianist and send my own pianist to play. he is so bad at playing piano, that the audience goes really angry and destroys the concert theatre.

i build a clothes store

I disconnect you from the internet and people get mad they leave your cafe. I burn down your cafe with the people from your cafe and we build a giant fixed gun.