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i create the mission anti house file black it commences 2 days after we launch the whole entire australian fleet, marines and tanks and kill everyone in the house and destroys it with nuclear missiles shooting from each direction not harming any of my men

i make a psycic dominator to control the minds of every human

The lawyers form a resistance movement and destroy the dominator. They then proceed to build an assimilator on the hill (they're more like borg than people) and begin assimilating people. As you go into the assimilator, the motto above it:

Prepare to be assimilated. Resist, and we'll take you to court.

I nuke :P

I then build a laptop on the hil.

Since nobody ever uses livestock pens, it disappears.

I build a chinese restaurant

Your chinese resturant is busted by the feds (they found a cat in the freezer).

It closes down and a radio station is built on the hill.

no one listens to ur crap music and u go out of business..

I build ES a new base, and paragon and milo move into the base.

I take a picture of Bill Gates cheating on his wife, and blackmail him to take ES down. The fall of ES "happens". And Milo and Paragon become homeless. I offer them shelter in exchange for the hill.

I put a penis on the hill.

It falls off, coz u forgot to superglue it on.

I put Fellow on the hill, and give him an ice cream.

i tell fellow to leave. so he leaves.

i set up a camping tent