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One of my snipers pick him off the hill.

I build a watch tower. Armed with extreme thick bomb proof armour and with five machine guns all around it. And a mine field around it too.

Jack and Jill run up the hill, into fellow, and they all go tumbling down. I seize my chance after pointing and laughing for a few minutes to build a nanobug that scurries around and doesn't cause anybody any real harm, except it's the size of a car.

This sounds odd because he beat me to the post.

The nano-bug trips the mine field and the watch tower falls over.

I plant a huge venus fly trap on the hill. (Size of an elephant)

ur venus fly trap dies after recieving no food

i put a free ipod on the hill (if u come to close it explodes destroying everything in the area, and then using future technology it puts itself back together, then if u get to close AGAIN it blows up AGAIN, and fixes itself AGAIN and it does that for all eternity)

i build a secret base in the middle of the ocean and create a black hole generator and destroy ur ipod into another dimension where it would regenerate in another dimension.

i make fort iamserious which is made from plates of armour which in industrauctable (sry about english) and create 1,000,000 robots armed with nukes and black hole generators to destroy anything

god damn thats hard....

i get a harder weirder more spamming person to annoy him and he dies of bordeum

i make a chocalote factory for all the poor children

i nuke your chocolate factory.

i build a military instilation in memory of the old military instilation on the hill.

The Prussian Army takes over the region and destroys the military instilation.

Michael Vick builds a dog fighting pen. 

I tell the dogs to go home, and they do.

I build a big statue of a Pikeman on top of the hill.