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  •  05-08-2008, 3:40 PM 691284 in reply to 691281
    Nederlandse Gitaar Held Nederlandse Gitaar Held is not online. Last active: 07-08-2008, 3:50 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE
    Daniel1800:

    27. Grenadiers are the most UP unit in the game.

    28. The Russians and the Ottomans have the most inconvenient Royal Guard units in the game. (who on earth spams Grenadiers as the Ottos?)

    27. No, thats the Bow Rider...

    28. MEEEEEEEEEEEE


    The most British-Dutch person here, or is it Dutch-British? Lets call it Butch. Yeah, so hi, Im Butch.



  •  05-08-2008, 4:02 PM 691286 in reply to 691284
    Tappanhanock Tappanhanock is not online. Last active: 07/06/2008, 9:02 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE

    29. Espadachins, Royal Guard Rods, wear full armor yet they have the highest speed of any infantry.

    30. the Sioux WC has an area attack, with his weapon being a spear stab.

    31. Outlaw units with guns don't reload.

    32. The strelet avatar has a tall hat, while strelet units don't.

    33. Units are very small in proportion to buildings and ships (house, Taj Mahal, Friagte).

  •  05-08-2008, 4:10 PM 691292 in reply to 691286
    scorbo scorbo is not online. Last active: 2008-05-14, 3:12 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE
    34. a fully-loaded warship can carry either infantry OR the same number of horses OR the same number of artillery pieces, whereas in actuality you can fit fewer horses and cannons than men on a boat.


  •  05-08-2008, 4:13 PM 691294 in reply to 691292
    Tappanhanock Tappanhanock is not online. Last active: 07/06/2008, 9:02 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE

    35. Warships are outrageously maneuverable:

    Unloading and loading instantly with no docking stations, move in any direction instantly with no oars, move through other ships [8-|]

  •  05-08-2008, 4:14 PM 691295 in reply to 691294
    scorbo scorbo is not online. Last active: 2008-05-14, 3:12 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE
    36. Fishing boats can magically teleport their catch of the day back to port.  Likewise, villagers can chop wood on the other side of the map and still somehow have that wood used to build new buildings in your town without having to carry it back.


  •  05-08-2008, 4:19 PM 691296 in reply to 691295
    Tappanhanock Tappanhanock is not online. Last active: 07/06/2008, 9:02 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE

    35. Japanese explorers can use a teleport, Europeans can use a ransome teleport.

    36. Two outlaws guard sheep with their lives.

    37. Certain native treasures do not have the X on the minimap erased after they are collected.

  •  05-09-2008, 1:24 AM 691554 in reply to 691296
    Rico The Great Rico The Great is not online. Last active: 06-12-2008, 4:38 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE
    38. A wolf can take two shoots from a gun and then still go head to head in a sword fight!

    NR is for NOOBS
  •  05-09-2008, 1:39 AM 691556 in reply to 691554
    JMan93 JMan93 is not online. Last active: 07-08-2008, 10:41 AM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE

    39. Sometimes, when an infantry unit throws a single torch at a building, a huge piece of it comes off.

    40. A canoe can carry 25 horses and their riders.

    41. Buildings never burn down, they stop taking damage when units stop throwing torches at them even though they are on fire.

    42. A great bombard can fire about once every 7 seconds in AoE but in real life they took hours to reload.

    43. Horses can change direction on a dime.




    yohomes:
    we should relly on my farts, thatd have enough gas 2 power each car in the earth for 10 years


  •  05-09-2008, 1:52 AM 691557 in reply to 691281
    anhilator78 anhilator78 is not online. Last active: 29-06-2008, 9:23 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE
    when a steam locomotive roars down the trading route, it doesn't stop for or kill units in its way

    if u look above my post or directly below it, u will sight an example of noob communication
  •  05-09-2008, 2:06 AM 691561 in reply to 691557
    JMan93 JMan93 is not online. Last active: 07-08-2008, 10:41 AM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE

    45. Somehow, a cuirassier can survive about 20 shots from a musketeer.

    46. Regular and frontier outposts can fire cannon balls at ships, but for some reason choose to shoot little bullets at land units.

    47. Units never run out of ammo.




    yohomes:
    we should relly on my farts, thatd have enough gas 2 power each car in the earth for 10 years


  •  05-09-2008, 2:27 AM 691570 in reply to 691561
    Wilson_teh_Great Wilson_teh_Great is not online. Last active: 07-08-2008, 7:45 PM
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    Subject: Re: Ironic Facts about AoE
    48. A strelet with a massive axe deals less damage in melee then a settler using the hilt of her gun.

    The Americans spent 2 million dollars to invent a pen that would work in outer space, and the Russians brought a pencil.
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  •  05-09-2008, 2:32 AM 691573 in reply to 691269
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