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89)the most offencive phrase you know is get off the computer

90)your friend says he needs more cash you tell him to get a market and use the upgrades

The number 158) is a total ripp-off of the first 50 original ways to know ur obsessed with AoE3.lol.

165)You try to fuse yourself with a doney and a cart to become a settler wagon.

167)You get 5 dogs to be your war dogs

168) MAYOR FUNNY AND VIOLENT not for little children SPECIAL WOOOOH WOOOOOH WOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
U dress urself as an explorer tell your friends to go by the place your standing on 5 minutes later and then you shoot yourself and see if they can revive you.

169)U kiss and hug all ensemble studios employes.

170)You look for cannon to add to your army of dressed up guys you bullied into being your army and using dogs as horses.

Posted by: Tristen 89:When you get in trouble and your parents send you to your room you pretend your in a stockade.

i get in trouble so my parent will send me to my room so i can play aoe3

171. You have lost girlfriends because you would rather play AOE.

172. When having fun with yourself you think of AOE.

173:Your still reading this.
174:You actually have an A+ in history because of AOE.
175:You know what everything costs In AOE.

176) You made your entire family play the game threatening to kill them if not.

178) You play age of empires 3 at school in your laptop even in class.

179) You kill your parents cause they wouldn't let you play AoE3.

180) You are looking for couriers in france when you visit.

181) You make AoE3 jokes.

182) Your role-model is a AoE3 unit.

183)You think shooting your friend like 5 times wont kill him at all until you shoot him in a total of 13 times.

184)You think if u shoot a cannon ball at your horse while your riding it it wont hurt the two of you that much.

185)You still are trying to find those dang native allies which dont exist and that your ignoring me saying that they dont exist.

186)You think turk settlers never got food to eat cause they cost nothing in age of empires 3.

187)You go mad cause you lost your age of empires 3 disk one.

188)You try to buy the ensemble studios. [Edited on 1/11/2007]

I spend more time on the forums than I actually do playing the game...

Yeah! Long Live AGE OF EMPIRES !!!.I hope this sequel will never end.I simply love aoe sequel.The best RTS.

Most of times i suggested my friends to get explorer dogs.

189:You dress your self up as a explorer and kill your self hoping that when your friends get close enough you'll come bach to life

200:Your still reading this.

201. You look outside your window every 5 minutes to see if there is a French Native scout running around

202. You crackshot a squirrel with a peanut thinking the object was 110 wood.

203.When you see cartoon shows u immediately start thinking about how good your AOE3 graphics look in your computer

204. 30 minutes before going to the gym you eat alot, while thinking ur "booming" for late game action

205. you are trying to find "50 more ways to know youre obssesd with AoE:3"

206. When you go to ur gramfathers farm you get his baton and start whooping a cow thinking it will lay dead so you can start gathering food

207. you say "lol" instead of laughing

208. You think of the AoE:3 gamplay sounds while you hear the birds chirp in the morning

209. While spending time with your girfrined by the beach you are wandering if there is a Galleon ship around

210. You think of your best Deathmatch fights when ur about to get in a fight with somebody in real life.

211. everytime you hear the word "micro" you immediately gather around a group of people and assume aggressive position

Posted by: Silver Spade 189:You dress your self up as a explorer and kill your self hoping that when your friends get close enough you'll come bach to life 200:Your still reading this.

uh what happened to 190-199? lol