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well i just realized that the last corrupt a wish was deleted so ill start over, and corrupt paragons wish

pragon said "i wish for my wish not to be corrupted" thus you did not wish for a wish so i must corrupt something.

a genie hears your wish and thinks youre an idiot, for you did not wish for your first wish, or if hat wish was your third, this wish being your second. if this makes any sense please raise your hand and go to the bathroom 

i wish for a babyruth right now 

The genie is a dummie and he doesnt wat a babyruth is so he coudnt realise your wish

I wish habs win the stanley cup next year and i becoem the best hockey player in the world history

granted, but because he is so good, everyone else gives up and ther is no more hockey

i wish tpam wud werk his on gramma 

Granted, but soon after they win, hockey becomes extremely unpopular. With no one to play against you, you are forced to live the rest of your life as a mediocre shuffleboard player.

I wish for a pet penguin.

umm, ginger...i alredy corrupted his wish...and im guessing you saw what i wrote because you basically paraphrased me...

 i wish ginger would look at previous posts more carefully. 

Sorry, slow typer...

Granted, but now I post immediately before you on all off-topic threads.

I still wish for a pet penguin.

granted, while looking at the previosu threats, he discovers a important thing that makes him become rich and you die of an heart attack learing that.

I wish habs wins the stnaley cuz and i get drafted by habs and score 50 goals per season. And i am so good everyone keeps playing iwht me and watching me play.

Granted...until they steroid-test you and you are banned from the NHL for the rest of your life. You are forced to live the rest of your life as an extremely buff but mediocre shuffleboard player.

I STILL wish for a penguin!

granted, but its one of those killer penguins.

i wish i could get another computer.

Granted, but you still use the old one at the same time, which causes you to develop split personalities. You are shunned, but you decide to spend all of your time on the computer after that anyway.

I wish my penguin had a suit of armor and a broadsword.

granted, he decapitates you, you are very dead.

i wish i had cherry pie.