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Okay, so last night my friend from school and I hosted a game. The game was a 2v2 nr40 no war ships, the map was New England. My friend and I were on the same team, it was a pretty evenly matched game. We were blue and red, the other two were yellow and green.

Anyway, in the beginning, I set a path for my explorer to follow and explore the place. As soon as my explorer found greens base, he yelled and was like "YOU SAID NO RUSH." he had a pretty high home city, so I dismissed the idea that he was a noob and didn't know any better, so my friend and I both built small armies just in case he was trying to use that as an excuse to attack us.

The game continued, and for about an hour and a half or two hours, it was a stalemate in the middle of the map. My friend, who had more experience with the game noted that the enemy's economy scores were dropping, and he said to just keep defending until they got low. Green just kept making redcoats and those rockets. We found an easy counter for that, organ guns, skirmishers, and Culverins.

we were finally able to break through and we started destroying green's base. When we were almost done with his base, he made a bunch of fishing boats and sent them out to sea. We decided to finish off yellow, which we did. We found that green had no settlers left and only had fishing boats, we would have to destroy the fishing boats if we wanted to win. I made some mortars and got a few of the fishing boats, then they moved back too far to be shot at. At this time green said "DON'T MAKE ANY WAR SHIPS OR I'LL REPORT YOU." so we said "we can't win unless you get rid of your fishing boats." Green then said "IT DOESN'T MATTER, I HAVE A SCREEN SHOT OF YOU SAYING NO WAR SHIPS." My friend and I said screw it, we're winning this thing and my friend built canoes and I built a frigate just to tick him off because he was such a poor sport. He was like "THAT'S IT, I'M REPORTING YOU GUYS." We just sorta laughed, and won. 

So what are you're guys stories? Feel free to share them

[ES_MrMilo: if you wish to tell stories like this, please do not include opponents' names]

^sorry mr. milo^ 

You should have just made War Ships, an ESO member wouldnt have done anything because those type of games are not supported by ESO

The stupidiest person i met online was today in the forums his name is bucky123

There is a thread called French Gendarme Spam, just read it youll see how dumb this kid is.

I was playing this game last night. And I Chose the Aging thing to egt 4 ryuters and 4 villigers.

I put the 4 ryuters in my enemys base (it was treaty) So i could reveale more of it. Mind you this is still with 20 mins to go,

And he was yeling at me to withdraw my Army! :P It was only 4 Ryuters. HA!

Rico The Great:

You should have just made War Ships, an ESO member wouldnt have done anything because those type of games are not supported by ESO

The stupidiest person i met online was today in the forums his name is bucky123

There is a thread called French Gendarme Spam, just read it youll see how dumb this kid is.

I know I already read it lol, very funny. 

Wilson_teh_Great:

Daniel39363:

I think green's name was eman1989. 

LOL I think I owned him in a 1vs1 at some point, the name just sounds familiar to me........ 

The guy is a conscript. I hope for your sake that you did not.

Some guy that I met like 2 years ago...

It was a 2vs2 no rush 30 mins in nilla...

This guy didnt aged up to colonial untill 20th minute...

And was insuting me all the *** game, telling me that I was a *** noob that does all wrong, he mostly said this: "You are a *** noob, you need to get 99 vills before you age up to colonial, IDIOT!!!" Then, when I aged up to fortress, he got even more mad, and told me that he was reporting me to ES for being a total noob since I didnt get 99 vills before I aged up..

But when I aged to industrial in like 20th minute (I know its a bit late, but It was 2 years ago, I was still a noob that played no rush games). He told me "FUK OFF NOOB, NOW WE WILL LOSE JUST BECAUSE OF YOU, *** YOU NOOB, I RESIGN NOW" and told everyone else "I am resigning because my partner its obviously an IDIOT that doesnt knows anything about this game". He did this like at 21th minute, ironically, he did aged up to colonial in like the 20th minute even though he havent got 99 villagers...

Can you believe how noob this guy was?

Daniel39363:

Okay, so last night my friend from school and I hosted a game. The game was a 2v2 nr40 no war ships, the map was New England. My friend and I were on the same team, it was a pretty evenly matched game. We were blue and red, the other two were yellow and green.

Anyway, in the beginning, I set a path for my explorer to follow and explore the place. As soon as my explorer found greens base, he yelled and was like "YOU SAID NO RUSH." he had a pretty high home city, so I dismissed the idea that he was a noob and didn't know any better, so my friend and I both built small armies just in case he was trying to use that as an excuse to attack us.

The game continued, and for about an hour and a half or two hours, it was a stalemate in the middle of the map. My friend, who had more experience with the game noted that the enemy's economy scores were dropping, and he said to just keep defending until they got low. Green just kept making redcoats and those rockets. We found an easy counter for that, organ guns, skirmishers, and Culverins.

we were finally able to break through and we started destroying green's base. When we were almost done with his base, he made a bunch of fishing boats and sent them out to sea. We decided to finish off yellow, which we did. We found that green had no settlers left and only had fishing boats, we would have to destroy the fishing boats if we wanted to win. I made some mortars and got a few of the fishing boats, then they moved back too far to be shot at. At this time green said "DON'T MAKE ANY WAR SHIPS OR I'LL REPORT YOU." so we said "we can't win unless you get rid of your fishing boats." Green then said "IT DOESN'T MATTER, I HAVE A SCREEN SHOT OF YOU SAYING NO WAR SHIPS." My friend and I said screw it, we're winning this thing and my friend built canoes and I built a frigate just to tick him off because he was such a poor sport. He was like "THAT'S IT, I'M REPORTING YOU GUYS." We just sorta laughed, and won. 

So what are you're guys stories? Feel free to share them

I think green's name was eman1989. 

how bout you just say no ships at all....

Rico The Great:

You should have just made War Ships, an ESO member wouldnt have done anything because those type of games are not supported by ESO

The stupidiest person i met online was today in the forums his name is bucky123

There is a thread called French Gendarme Spam, just read it youll see how dumb this kid is.

Stop it. You're acting like a big jerk.

Ok i'm going to say something to stop some of the flaming of the noobs people are and here comes the speech:

First off we as ES people community are here to help each other and to help begginers out with something to help improve their game and so they could have a better time at the game.

Second we all have to look back really far back and see that we to were also noobs who needed help and to come to this place to get it.

Thrid some of these people may not know all about AoE 3 and its expansions yet but in time they will so lets help them out in a kind manner.

And i know we are above flaming thr noobs i mean begginers for mistakes or even trying to make us angry but lets just let it go we all know that they are just having a good time.