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  •  07-05-2008, 8:18 AM 716974
    Coal Blooded Coal Blooded is not online. Last active: 01/12/2008, 12:58 AM
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    Subject: The Aztec Erk - 3 word storyline again

    ok, since the last story went to hell, new orleans and back with monkeys and pies, lets try to make one that has to be about age of empires. sentences like "he won because he microed" and "his deck was all but filled up" are allowed. lets see if people can make this be a funny age-related story. since this will be the start, ill use a bit more than 3 words. here it goes:

    There once was an Aztec Eagle Runner, wandering on Orinoco...  

    Build a man a fire, and he will stay warm for the rest of the day. Set a man on fire, and he will die.

    VIVA LA SOPRANOS!
  •  07-05-2008, 8:37 AM 716984 in reply to 716974
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    Subject: Re: The Aztec Erk - 3 word storyline again
    who was very
  •  07-05-2008, 8:50 AM 716994 in reply to 716984
    Coal Blooded Coal Blooded is not online. Last active: 01/12/2008, 12:58 AM
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    Subject: Re: The Aztec Erk - 3 word storyline again
    hungry for boar.
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  •  07-05-2008, 9:16 AM 717003 in reply to 716994
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    Subject: Re: The Aztec Erk - 3 word storyline again
    After a couple
  •  07-05-2008, 9:58 AM 717009 in reply to 717003
    Finchie Finchie is not online. Last active: 01-12-2008, 7:25 AM
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    Subject: Re: The Aztec Erk - 3 word storyline again
    of boars he
  •  07-05-2008, 10:04 AM 717013 in reply to 717009
    Coal Blooded Coal Blooded is not online. Last active: 01/12/2008, 12:58 AM
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    Subject: Re: The Aztec Erk - 3 word storyline again
    met a oprichnik
    Build a man a fire, and he will stay warm for the rest of the day. Set a man on fire, and he will die.

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  •  07-05-2008, 10:07 AM 717016 in reply to 717013
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    Subject: Re: The Aztec Erk - 3 word storyline again

    killing all boars


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  •  07-05-2008, 10:26 AM 717039 in reply to 717016
    Redemption Redemption is not online. Last active: 10-20-2008, 5:46 AM
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    Subject: Re: The Aztec Erk - 3 word storyline again
    and shot him.


    Yes, please.

    I *think* it's a monkey wearing lederhosen.
  •  07-05-2008, 10:31 AM 717045 in reply to 717039
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    Subject: Re: The Aztec Erk - 3 word storyline again

    He then butchered...
  •  07-05-2008, 10:32 AM 717047 in reply to 717045
    Coal Blooded Coal Blooded is not online. Last active: 01/12/2008, 12:58 AM
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    Subject: Re: The Aztec Erk - 3 word storyline again
    two native villagers
    Build a man a fire, and he will stay warm for the rest of the day. Set a man on fire, and he will die.

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  •  07-05-2008, 10:32 AM 717048 in reply to 717013
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    Subject: Re: The Aztec Erk - 3 word storyline again
    Who was rather
  •  07-05-2008, 10:33 AM 717049 in reply to 717048
    Redemption Redemption is not online. Last active: 10-20-2008, 5:46 AM
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