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I live in the south, but, I'm a terrible southerner.  I don't fit any archtype or stereotype and for three reasons:

1) I hate gossiple and country music.  Country music is why everyone world wide thinks people down south are a bunch of jobbless truck driving whiny ass drunks who have relationship issues and are totally useless and blame everything for there problems but them selves.  I like blues, rythem, jazz, and metal.  I could be driving down my parents' street and be blaring Rob Zombie and they will deny our relation to the neighbors.

2) I hate NASCAR.  NASCAR is like modern day chariot racing: a bunch of rich, spoiled, white guys turning left.  The house I'm living in now, it's former owner had a shrine to Dale Erhnhart; a shrine!  He probably sacrificed a live chicken on it every night and prayed to saint Dale for another great season of left hand turns.  Dale Erhnhart is like the Princes Diahna of the southeastern United States.  The terrorists who hit the trade towers should have instead crashed one plain into the Daytona trac.  There wouldn't even have to be anyone there and it would still have been a national tragedy.  The other should have landed in the Grand ole opre during the CMA awards.  As well as those attacks were planned, they would have had to make sure Dolly Parton didn't receive an invitation to the award show so the plane wouldn't have ricocheted off her hair.

3) I hate the Ku Klux Klan.  I hate them, I hate them, I hate them!  I hate them so much because they are a bad mark on the south.  Anyone seen 'Don't mess with the Zohan'?  Remember that seen were that member of the KKK is talking to that dude on the phone and he said: "It's gonna be great messing with the Jews (Israley Immagrants) and the terrorists (Palestinian immigrants)".  The Irronic thing about that statement is the Ku Klux Klan is a TERRORIST ORGANIZATION!  Bush has been at war with terrorists his whole administration.  Other than grinding the economy to a halt, his biggest mistake is fighting the terrorists on the other side of the world, and neglecting the ones we have right here at home. KILL'EM ALL!!

To recap, I hate country music, NASCAR, and the KKK.  Some of you reading this are like: "Wow!  This is a white dude who hates other white people.  And I thought I had problems". 

some people just were born in the wrong place...

like me. i have almost nothing to do with a normal Brazilian

A414A | Marlonsm:

some people just were born in the wrong place...

like me. i have almost nothing to do with a normal Brazilian

yes i noticed, your location is not funny, its pretty stupid. People have come up to me and said" do you guys have televisions or just trees back in Brazil?"  You just make those people right.

ohyeah:

The terrorists who hit the trade towers

Retard: It was an inside job.

Smart Person: Go *** yourself.

:)

ohyeah:

Enough of that YOYO.  I don't want to start another spam war O.K?

lol

man i am just saying i have been waiting to tell him  that, i am also brasilian and from what i heard from stupid people, it offends me. Makes me think he is stupid.

I heard jokes from people from the American south being rednecks, and riding around in a truck, and all they do is whine and crap. Brazilian "cowboys" sing the same way. I doubt the south is like that though. Btw a lot of rappers are coming from the the south right now so...

ohyeah:

Ah, Dragon; glad to see a fellow with a little class AND common since (so rare a combo now-a-daze) has posted.

"fellow" "now a daze" nice accent, but i shouldnt be talking i have one too