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Post funny quotes here.

A favorite of mine is "More and more of imports come from overseas" by George Bush lol.

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George Bush

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

" I didnt find 150 failures to the lightbulb, I merely found 150 ways not to do it"  -Thomas Alva Edison

"Ask not for whom the timer ticks; it ticks for thee" ben franklin

"I'd like to ask my mate Bush not to let the USA crisis to cross the Ocean and get to Brazil" ~ Lula da Silva(Brazil's president, who don't even know Brazil and USA are in the same continent and calls everybody "mate")

"I'd rather die than to lose my life" ~ Homer J Simpson

A414A | Marlonsm:

"I'd like to ask my mate Bush not to let the USA crisis to cross the Ocean and get to Brazil" ~ Lula da Silva(Brazil's president, who don't even know Brazil and USA are in the same continent and calls everybody "mate")

Dragonred2:

A414A | Marlonsm:

"I'd like to ask my mate Bush not to let the USA crisis to cross the Ocean and get to Brazil" ~ Lula da Silva(Brazil's president, who don't even know Brazil and USA are in the same continent and calls everybody "mate")

Fail.

do you mean they aren't?

both are on America, USA is on North America and Brazil on South America, but you don't need to cross the ocean to get from one to the other

Dragonred2:

A414A | Marlonsm:

"I'd like to ask my mate Bush not to let the USA crisis to cross the Ocean and get to Brazil" ~ Lula da Silva(Brazil's president, who don't even know Brazil and USA are in the same continent and calls everybody "mate")

Fail.

+1

A414A | Marlonsm:

do you mean they aren't?

both are on America, USA is on North America and Brazil on South America, but you don't need to cross the ocean to get from one to the other

You don't need to cross an ocean to get from Asia to Europe. I guess they're the same continent.

Dragonred2:

A414A | Marlonsm:

do you mean they aren't?

both are on America, USA is on North America and Brazil on South America, but you don't need to cross the ocean to get from one to the other

You don't need to cross an ocean to get from Asia to Europe. I guess they're the same continent.

Ever heard of Eurasia?

they were just divided because of cultural and economical differences,  same as North, Central and South America.

but OK, Maybe i wrote wrong there, maybe it's not the same continent, but on the same land mass... either way you don't need to cross the ocean

"The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself" ~ JFK

"I belive man and fish can co-exist peacefully" ~ Jeorge VV Bush

"If i had a nickel for everytime i was wrong, i'd be broke" ~ Steven Colbert

"...Kids! Take a cookie and a pin, and stick them to your chest!" ~ Steven Colbert

"I belive childrens can learns" ~ J W BUSH

"Life Kills"    - me, but somebody prolly beat me to it.

"ADRIAN!!! I WON!!!!"  -  Rocky "Italian Stallion" Balboa

"SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY  -  WHAT  -  AGAIN!!! i DARE YA, I DOUBLE DARE YA, SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!!!!"  -  Jules from Pulp Fiction.

"step aside, Butch." - Marcellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction.

"Did u notice a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead *** Storage?"  DID U NOTICE A SIGN ON THE FRONT OF MY HOUSE THAT SAID DEAD *** STORAGE?!"  "You know why you didn't SEE that sign?"  "Cuz it ain't there, cuz STORIN DEAD NIGGERS AIN'T MY FUCKIN BUSINESS!!!  TTHAT'S WHY!"   Quentin Tarantino (who was his character...?)  on Pulp Fiction.

"Are you an official? cuz u have just officially given me a boner."  - Chazz Michael Michaels

"IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!"  - the worst translation EVAR for DBZ.  yet it is now one of the most popular intranetz sayings.

"I CAN'T FEEL MA LEGS!!!" 

"stupid, U HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FEEL UR LEGS FOR 10 YEARS!!"  Damon Wayans in Don't Be a Menace.  God, that movie was great.....

the world would be perfect if everyone was me.-me

note i dont mean this.