I'll post this joke:
So, theres a job opening at the C.I.A. A guy goes for the job, and after he passes this test, he goes to the CIA guy, and he says:
You've passed the test, but we have to make sure your loyal to your country.
So, he gave him a gun and told him to go into the other room and kill his wife.
The man pointed the gun at his wife for 5 seconds, walked out and said "I couldn't do it"
A second man walks in for the job. He passes the test, and goes into the other room to shoot his wife. He waits for about 1 minute, then walked out and said "I just couldn't do it"
A third man walks in for th job. He passes the test, and he takes the gun into the other room to kill his wife.
The CIA guy hears 10 shots ring out, and then a struggle.
The man walks out and says "The gun you gave me had 10 blanks in it, so I had to strangle her to death."
FOR GLORRRRY!!!!!!
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