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Re: Why never to leave ur base unguarded
point taken. 
P.S. can't wait to play you in AOE !
If you want to play me online my name is the same as it is in here.
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Re: Why never to leave ur base unguarded
Yeh lol I've read all those threads: - They could decide to fire themselves out of a cannon into a lake
- they could steal all your resources and sell them to the enemy, then se the money they got fro the sale to hire mercs from the saloon and kill you.
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Re: Why never to leave ur base unguarded
I remember someone once snuck a group of Hatamoto Samurai into a forest in Great Plains, before spies had been researched. He managed to get into my partner's base, but fortunately since I had a group of Volts not far off I managed to wipe them out before they did much.
If I didn't though, had he been smarter he could've really done a lot of damage.

Hey kids, do you like CHINPOKOMON?!
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Re: Why never to leave ur base unguarded
Here my reasons how you don't leave you base unguarded
1. My Oprichniks come, r@pes your villgars, and sings; Oh yes, it's ladies night and the feelins right. Before you know it your base burnt to ashes.
2. Your villager will start there own country like the americans.
3. Your army will disbanded because they miss there families.
4. Barbarains, Indians, and the drunken one eye sailor will attack your base.
5. Chuck Norris
Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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Re: Why never to leave ur base unguarded
Chuck Norris isnt a reason, hes a threat to society. And why would the villies decide to fire themselves out of cannons...
- They have a gardening contest, and magic mushrooms start to grow (coz they suck and dont have seed drill yet). These alter the minds of the villies, and...
You know the rest...
Then the army find the magic mushrooms and decide to have a stag night. Chaos and Boogie Wonderland ensues.
Favorite quote of all time "Most likely to die a virgin in purpose- me"

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