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  •  04-30-2008, 1:00 PM 687790
    AoE AoM AoE AoM is not online. Last active: 09-16-2008, 2:25 PM
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    Subject: Age of Empires 3 The Movie: Part 2

    In this thread, you can create the plot of a second AoE movie. The first movie ended and was excellent! Big Smile Good luck with the sequel!

    I will start: As the sequel begins, mutated beasts rise out of the ashes of the nuclear destruction wrought at the end of part 1. They attack the last stronghold of Cooper's army, on an island in the Atlantic...

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  •  04-30-2008, 1:51 PM 687796 in reply to 687790
    GANDAVIEN GANDAVIEN is not online. Last active: 03/12/2008, 1:45 PM
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    Subject: Re: Age of Empires 3 The Movie: Part 2
    Cooper uses his common sense, realises he can't win the battle against the mutated beasts (who have become communists), and commits suicide.
    Hanzo on his preferences in a woman:
    Incog in a french maid uniform?


    Ofb Terminator0:
    Yet another first for AOE....somebody sexually aroused by the leader of the Spanish civ.
  •  04-30-2008, 3:46 PM 687827 in reply to 687796
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    Subject: Re: Age of Empires 3 The Movie: Part 2

    But Satan has a sickenly cruel mind and thrusts Cooper back to the world of the living were he shall face his fate.

    Fear rattles in Cooper's body when he sees the Communist beasts cry, "Land! Peace! Bread! Land! Peace! Bread! as they surround his last battlement.


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    Wow... This thread is full of stereotyping and generalisations.
  •  04-30-2008, 8:15 PM 687919 in reply to 687827
    Parasky Parasky is not online. Last active: 08-30-2008, 1:36 AM
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    Subject: Re: Age of Empires 3 The Movie: Part 2
    As Cooper prepares to make a last stand, Captain Falcon comes to save the day with his Falcon Punch! Unfortunately, he is shot (as he must have been a witch to have some magical punch). Therefore, Colonel Sawyer does the only thing he can in that situation and plans a tactical nuclear strike. Bannon agrees to remain behind to keep the communists from suspecting anything, and the commies and Bannon and his armor division are destroyed by the tactical nuke.

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    I believe that alchohol drinking age should be 18 here in the USA (drinking at 21? plz. Most ppl STOP drinking at 21.)


  •  09-07-2008, 1:54 PM 750709 in reply to 687919
    B1ismissingjr B1ismissingjr is not online. Last active: 11-29-2008, 10:53 PM
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    Subject: Re: Age of Empires 3 The Movie: Part 2

    Just then, Wolf comes out and tries to kill Captain Falcon, but only gets his butt handed to him.

    thats all i got. someone make the next scene 

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  •  09-07-2008, 1:59 PM 750716 in reply to 750709
    President_James President_James is not online. Last active: 12-03-2008, 9:53 AM
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    Subject: Re: Age of Empires 3 The Movie: Part 2

    Wolf is thrown to the surviving mutated communist beasts, of whom half survived the nuclear strike (because they were.... suprise..... MUTATED).

    at which point God resurrects Douglas MacArthur to command an army of dead US soldiers from the entire span of US war history.

    His lieutenants are:

    General Stonewall Jackson

    William Tecumseh Sherman

    Colin Powell

    however, for various reasons (the union general hates the confederate general and they both hate black people, to start) MacArthur's lieutenants all die.

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  •  09-07-2008, 2:02 PM 750720 in reply to 750709
    dragonsong dragonsong is not online. Last active: 11-13-2008, 11:01 PM
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    Subject: Re: Age of Empires 3 The Movie: Part 2

    I would rather have the entire world turn Socialist, but that would ruin the story, soo....

     

    1 million strelets show up to aid Cooper, and the Commies are dumbstruck as to whether they should attack their own brethren

  •  09-07-2008, 4:09 PM 750799 in reply to 750720
    Ofb Terminator0 Ofb Terminator0 is not online. Last active: 12/04/2008, 6:29 AM
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    Subject: Re: Age of Empires 3 The Movie: Part 2
    A Japanese gaming tyrant claims that AOE is a pathetic excuse of a game. Bruce Shelley hears this and defends the honor of AOE by sumo wrestling the Japanese tyrant in a no holds bar of sumo wrestling match that will determine the outcome of AOE and gaming history.
  •  09-07-2008, 9:04 PM 750899 in reply to 750799
    B1ismissingjr B1ismissingjr is not online. Last active: 11-29-2008, 10:53 PM
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    Subject: Re: Age of Empires 3 The Movie: Part 2
    But then, they all look to the skies, and see an epic fail battle between Spongebob Squarepants (who recently did the Fusion Dance with Goku) and the Jonas Brothers. the people below try to help spongebob by shooting the Jonas Brothers down, because they think 3v1 is completely unfair. 2 Down, now its 1v1, Spongebob vs 1 Jonas Brother. and Spongebob leaps forward and tears his opponent's head off. The crowd below cheers as the head falls to the ground.
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  •  09-07-2008, 9:15 PM 750904 in reply to 750799
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    Subject: Re: Age of Empires 3 The Movie: Part 2

    Ofb Terminator0:
    A Japanese gaming tyrant claims that AOE is a pathetic excuse of a game. Bruce Shelley hears this and defends the honor of AOE by sumo wrestling the Japanese tyrant in a no holds bar of sumo wrestling match that will determine the outcome of AOE and gaming history.

    LOL, its funny because Bruce Shelley is fat.

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  •  09-12-2008, 11:45 AM 752938 in reply to 750904
    President_James President_James is not online. Last active: 12-03-2008, 9:53 AM
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    Subject: Re: Age of Empires 3 The Movie: Part 2

    however, before any furtherevents unfold, MrMilo comes in and locks this terrible excuse for a story thread.

    God I do hope so. 

    Shunmaha:
    Everything can be called OP in the end.
  •  09-12-2008, 11:52 AM 752942 in reply to 752938