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  •  05-11-2008, 3:50 AM 692312
    Totalitarian Totalitarian is not online. Last active: 07-19-2008, 4:45 PM
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    Subject: Which civilization has the best economy overall?

     Here's the civilizations I think are nominatable:

    Ottoman: The town center constantly produces Ottomen and Ottowomen ottomatically. © 2008 Totalitarian. Any use of the phrase "Ottomatically" without Totalitarian Corporation's consent may result in a class-action lawsuit. Many players debate on whether or not this automatic production is a good thing. On one hand, you get free settlers at a constant rate. On the other, the empire keeps pushing people at you even when you beg of them to stop.

    Pros: Produces free villagers, Produces delicious coffee

    Cons: [See "Pros"]

    British:  Their ability to make villagers out of wood (Where do you think the extra 25 wood goes when you build a manor?) gives them a economic boost when going through ages. Unfortunately, they happen to be the most plain civilization to play as.

    Pros: Free villagers that cost 125 wood, Great accents

    Cons: Really plain, like eating ice with a small twist, kind of like water-flavored ice.

    French: Their villagers gather more.

    Pros: Their villagers gather more

    Cons: Unable to see the Eiffel Tower in home city.

    Japan: The wonderful thing that this game did was break the stereotype that Japanese people live in shrines... by saying that 10 Japanese people live in shrines. Not only are shrines suffocation chambers, they ottomatically© produce food, wood, or coin. Their trickle rates increase if nearby animals decide to gather. These animals cannot be hunted by your opponents if they are gathered at your shrine. Try not to think about it too much.

    Pros: Trickle rates, Animal seduction

    Cons: You can build Tokugawa's shrine when he's still alive, Can't walk through Torii gates, Disturbing to think how exactly gathered animals produce food, wood, and coin, You advance to the imperial age knowing that your home city is going to be h-bombed

    Spanish: Good economy, but I don't understand why.

    Pros: Full of unique units you won't use, They speak beautiful Mexican

    Cons: Fiesta, Pinata, and Taco improvements are not avaible in the market, Explorer cannot train bulls, Contrary to popular belief, they cannot jump onto trains

    Russia: "Quantity over Quality." is the basic motto here. You can make everything in groups quickly, but they're weak. Want some proof? Here's a youtube video showing one samurai take on 20 strelets. Has but one weakness: James Bond.

    Pros: Can colonize space faster than most civilizations

    Cons: Colonized a freezed-over hell, Their leader is literally terrible, Politician "Karl Marx" was cut out of final game


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  •  05-11-2008, 7:39 PM 692560 in reply to 692312
    Richard C. Mongler Richard C. Mongler is not online. Last active: 06-08-2008, 11:12 PM
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    Subject: Re: Which civilization has the best economy overall?
    When will you takes us seriously?

    "The Presbyterian Church like enjoys your not."
  •  05-11-2008, 8:42 PM 692576 in reply to 692560
    LoboSoldier LoboSoldier is not online. Last active: 07-14-2008, 6:11 PM
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    Subject: Re: Which civilization has the best economy overall?
    lol true XD
  •  05-11-2008, 8:50 PM 692579 in reply to 692576
    slap on teh bottom slap on teh bottom is not online. Last active: 08-13-2008, 12:17 PM
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    Subject: Re: Which civilization has the best economy overall?

    Chinese: have coolest architectural style in the game, and their villages deceive us because they are so very very tiny, but support more population then a house does, when the house is bigger! id say we could put a stereotype saying that chinese people are very very small.

    pros: best architectural style in game, villages supply more pop

    cons: basically, every single military unit they have sucks the biggest boner, no unit has over 600 hp (i think) and only one unit has over 50 attack at exalted level. chinese people dont grow, they shrink. 


    jack:
    cool dude:

    fudging noobs 3 vils just makes my otto's villie cap fill up faster

    build a house then

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