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  •  07-05-2008, 1:22 PM 717188
    A Redemption For All Seasons A Redemption For All Seasons is not online. Last active: 09-07-2008, 6:37 PM
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    Subject: I am Turkatron.

    I have come from the year 9595 to save this bird that lies before you. For he is the great, great, great, great grandfather…


    ...of Goblox...

     ...the turkey that's destined to lead the rebellion against master chickens.

     

    Do you know who Goblox is?!--I will tell you who Goblox is! In the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was genetically developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother. These turkeys would exit the womb doused in gravy; gravy filled with the giblets…from a monkey. The French craved it, and, as a result, turkey became the only food source for France, which is now called RoboFrance 29. I was later killed by the chickens!

     

    So, of course, you can see why I'm angry at those chickens!



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  •  07-05-2008, 1:50 PM 717194 in reply to 717188
    GuitarHeroMatt GuitarHeroMatt is online. Last active: 09-08-2008, 11:04 AM
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    Subject: Re: I am Turkatron.
    Conclusion: U have been possessed by the ghost of Ultra M
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  •  07-05-2008, 2:06 PM 717210 in reply to 717188
    MU$KY|GeorgeCusterd MU$KY|GeorgeCusterd is not online. Last active: 09-07-2008, 12:58 PM
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    Subject: Re: I am Turkatron.

    UR GONNA BE DEAD ANYWYAS IN 9595

    come get some!
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    vist my new city PLZ http://custerdville.myminicity.com/
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  •  07-05-2008, 2:07 PM 717211 in reply to 717194
    A Redemption For All Seasons A Redemption For All Seasons is not online. Last active: 09-07-2008, 6:37 PM
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    Subject: Re: I am Turkatron.

    Nederlandse Gitaar Held:
    Conclusion: U have been possessed by the ghost of Ultra M

    Months and months ago I had came upon your neighbor taking the form of the Ultra-Musketeer. But I didn't realize he was an agent: a chicken in disguise. Sent from the year 19…sent from the year 19…



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  •  07-05-2008, 2:54 PM 717222 in reply to 717211
    Naked Triathlon Naked Triathlon is not online. Last active: 08-09-2008, 7:23 AM
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    Subject: Re: I am Turkatron.

    I have come to destroy Turkatron with my Ottomatic weapons.
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  •  07-05-2008, 2:58 PM 717225 in reply to 717222
    A Redemption For All Seasons A Redemption For All Seasons is not online. Last active: 09-07-2008, 6:37 PM
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    Subject: Re: I am Turkatron.
    Excuse m--Excuse me?! Those are weapons! They are all laser-guided, and I get CRAZY if you touch them!


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  •  07-05-2008, 11:23 PM 717454 in reply to 717225
    yohomes yohomes is not online. Last active: 07-11-2008, 9:53 PM
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    Subject: Re: I am Turkatron.
    omg that was funny
    ‭‫‭‫ ‭‫҉ ‭

    Q u o t e:
    school

    Q u o t e:
    fail


    two words that were destined to be together.
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  •  07-06-2008, 9:00 PM 717850 in reply to 717222
    Sauron's Bane Sauron's Bane is not online. Last active: 07-29-2008, 9:38 AM
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    Subject: Re: I am Turkatron.
    crazybeard:

    I have come to destroy Turkatron with my Ottomatic weapons.

    Oh my Go-
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  •  07-06-2008, 9:29 PM 717869 in reply to 717850
    Daddy Daddy is not online. Last active: 09-08-2008, 9:54 AM
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    Subject: Re: I am Turkatron.
    I watch Robot Chicken too.
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    so make an account make that you like
    Whatchu smokin?
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  •  07-07-2008, 12:03 AM 717957 in reply to 717869
    A Redemption For All Seasons A Redemption For All Seasons is not online. Last active: 09-07-2008, 6:37 PM
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    Subject: Re: I am Turkatron.
    But it's not Robot Chicken.


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  •  07-07-2008, 12:26 AM 717967 in reply to 717957
    Sauron's Bane Sauron's Bane is not online. Last active: 07-29-2008, 9:38 AM
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    Subject: Re: I am Turkatron.
    If you were my father, you'd let me go clubbing!
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