"i havnt failed ive just found 10,000 ways that wont work - Thomas edison
"man created god in his own image" - Ludwig Feurerbach
When I die I want to go peacefully, like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Whoever said patience is a virtue has never ordered a pizza before.
If you can't stand the heat, don't tickle the dragon.
I don't need your attitude. I have one of my own.
Ofb Terminator0:"500 MIRRON DOWRA?!?!?" - Random Pissed Off Asian Guy
"shtupid mongowians knocking down my schitty wawl" - Random pissed off Asian guy from south park that runs manchu wok
Иван Грозный:There are no stupid questions, just stupid people - Mr Garrison from South Park
That was stolen from Dilbert.
JimnCurt:Wow... This thread is full of stereotyping and generalisations.
UnknownCow: Иван Грозный:There are no stupid questions, just stupid people - Mr Garrison from South Park That was stolen from Dilbert.
but south park is so much funnier
I would include Mr Garrisons theory of evolution, but it might be considered a bit too offensive